I'm now fostering a delightful kitten, as of this afternoon.
Way back in September (at my "reception reception" as a matter of fact), a friend told me that the local humane society needed volunteers to take care of animals for periods of a few weeks at a time. Some of them are mildly ill, some just need lots of TLC, and once they're in good shape they are then put up for adoption. And so I filled in the form, went in for the interview, and waited till I was in a position to actually take an animal--certain deadlines made it inadvisable to take on new domestic responsibilities, I figured. And I wanted to get my normally untidy apartment somewhat cat-proof. Hah! Cats are remarkably ingenious, I was very quickly reminded.
But I'm getting ahead of myself. This afternoon my friend Alan took me to the shelter to pick up a wee kitten, just five weeks old. She was described as "tan" to me, and I've taken to calling her Ginger, since she didn't already have a name. Her brother from the same litter, poor thing, fell seriously ill and had to be euthanized. (Topic for another day: the unique nature of human souls and why human euthanasia is morally a totally different matter from euthanasia of non-human animals.) So my task is to monitor her to make sure she stays healthy and well-hydrated, and puts on some weight. I learned this afternoon how to feed her with a syringe, since we hope she'll eat on her own but she still needs to get a supplemental feeding three times a day.
The shelter provides the food and litter and other accessories, which we bundled into the car along with Ginger in her little cardboard carrying box, and back to my apartment we came. I set up the litter tray and the food and water dishes before letting Ginger out. Very soon after she was free, she went and hid behind some boxes and stayed there for several hours. Okay, she's a little skittish at first, let's give her a little time to adjust to her new surroundings. No cause for alarm yet.
First real misadventure: I stuck a slightly stale baguette into the microwave in an attempt to freshen it up. I'm not sure where I got the idea but in any case I gave it too much time, with the result that it actually started to burn--I've never burnt anything in a microwave before and probably hadn't even considered that this might be possible. Anyway, when the bell went off, there was a distinctly smoky smell. I opened the microwave door and felt like some sort of deviant geologist looking at a strange sample of rock such as one cuts open to reveal its cross-section, which one then polishes, and gives to a scientifically minded youngster. From what I could see, a black streak apparently ran through the core of this hard and dry baguette. I set the baguette aside and, assuring myself that Ginger was still safely hiding in the back room, opened the front door to let in some fresh air. Please, Lord, please, don't let the smoke detector go off and scare the living daylights out of that poor kitten.
Whew! No smoke alarm.
Later I listened with morbid fascination as crackling noises continued to emanate from that burned baguette, until I could bear it no longer and took the thing outside to the green composting bin.
At 4:00 Ginger was due for a feeding, so I retrieved her from her hiding place and mixed up the food with the water. Smart move, Alan, doing it in that order, very smart. But once I'd gotten that far, I figured she'd skedaddle to somewhere I'd take forever to dig her out of if I let her go, so I made do with one hand holding her and one hand preparing her meal. Eventually I got the syringe full of …, well, let's just say that I didn't think it looked very appetizing. The nicest way of describing it would be like a kind of watery dhal, only without any chunks. Pretty much as predicted, she rebelled at first but then accepted the feeding fairly readily. Within a few minutes she'd eaten the full 15 mL. Good for her.
Next step: poop. I took her into the bathroom and showed her the litter tray. (Had I done this earlier too? I don't think so.) She immediately did her business. Hmm, not very solid. I called one of the experienced volunteers whose numbers I'd been given. No worries, just watch for mucus or blood. And the volunteer advised me to keep the kitten in a confined space, saying that at that age and size, having the run of the full apartment can be a little overwhelming, and she also might hide somewhere I couldn't find her. Uh-huh!
So I left Ginger with food and water in the bathroom when I went out for a few hours. (I saw The Nutcracker with my mother. Wonderful!) When I came back, I decided to let Ginger out for a little while, and she made a beeline for the living room, where … bless her and her nine lives, she managed to crawl inside a dilapidated old couch I have. (Years ago it had been picked up by my then housemate, who had a penchant for liberating curbside treasures that would otherwise have gone to waste.) Within a few minutes I heard intermittent scratching from within one of the armrests. Dreading the thought that she might start to panic and exhaust herself, I decided there was nothing to do but strip away the fabric, foam, and cardboard to get at where the scratching was coming from--no great loss, as far as the furniture is concerned, really. So that's what I did, at which point Ginger crawled somewhere else within this monstrosity. Eventually I retrieved her and put her back safely in the bathroom. Humane Society, please don't take her away from me. Really, it only sounds bad. I'll be nice to her, promise!
And in the bathroom we played. I rubbed behind her ears and toyed with her paws (with their tiny but effective claws). She nibbled a bit of solid food off my fingertip. I lay fully clothed in the dry bathtub, since it has the largest flat surface anywhere in the bathroom, and stroked her back, over and over and over again. (She's going to be a Catholic kitten by the end of her three weeks with me, she'll be so used to hearing the rosary.) And somehow it all seemed worthwhile.
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